In my workbag, I have..

 

2 notepads

1 book about TCP/IP

1 headset

1 CV

1 lip gloss

1 envelope

1 letter

1 toy from macdonalds happy meal

1 packet of Extras chewing gum

1 blue pen

1 red pen

1 black pen

1 floppy disc

16 pence

Clear nail varnish

2 Tampons

1 lighter

 

 

what you got ?

 

in my pocket:

 

Pack of lamberts (nearly empty)

block of pot

lighter

skins

 

 

work bag:

 

Empty lunch box

list of porn vcds my mate is selling

diary

empty water bottle

Bushy said:

 

empty water bottle

 

whats so funny about that?

thats whats in there!!

 

U take a hot water bottle to work ?

 

lol thats funny.

oh haha very funny!

 

i meant a empty bottle of water!

WHAT ?

 

U edited your post.

 

Im sure it said hot water bottle

no it always said 'empty water bottle'

 

silly billy

Iv questiond my eye site the last few days. I guess its true - I cant see for [censored] these days

 

Creamy needs to take extra care as to where he shoots his muck in future

he does!

i got some in my ear the other week, aint been able to hear proper since

 

Thats well bad mush.

 

See a doctor !

My testicles.

i have he said he'd give me some cream, but i said it was cream from a cream that did it!

Stupid bastard.

My tits.