i no its proberly utter shite but sumtimes they do have an ounce of truth in them.

by now i should have a wonderful full life, be living comfortably and have the perfect partner

 

*checks life*

 

no, they're absolute bollocks

There isn't any truth in them, but you just can't help reading them!

 

 

biggest load of [censored] ever.

NO!! if they were true why do they differ within different newspapers on same day? surely theyd all say same thing?

No!! Stupid vague prophecies.

 

"...Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one..."

nah...........pile of poo!!!

 

how can one paragraph sum up what is going to happen to every person with that star sign for the day ?

 

i'll stick to my tea leaves

My mum is an astrologer and she believes in all that mumbo jumbo bollox. She use to do horoscopes for a small independant magazine years ago and she use to sit and work loads of stuff out just to do it.

 

I still believe its a load of bollox.

TitchyBitch said:

i no its proberly utter shite but sumtimes they do have an ounce of truth in them.

 

I put a post like this on the Kemistry Board!!

 

In the Leeds Metro on Friday, for Scorpio it said:

"If you are pushed into a corner you will bite. Sometimes that is just fine, but on this occasion I think it's better if you merely give someone one of your looks"

 

I found that quite hillarious in the fact that, yes, I always bite if someone pisses me of BIG time! But the funniest thing about it, is when I was 13, I got my name (Scary Claire) because of an evil look I gave someone!!

always vague enough that something in them will be true.

 

i def go for something which is based on hot stuff floating in space

free will astrology

 

i read them all - they're so well written:)

 

alasdair

jon_m said:

NO!! if they were true why do they differ within different newspapers on same day? surely theyd all say same thing?

 

the boy has a point! xxx