Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home

>> >got caught short.

>> >

>> >They were very near a graveyard and one of them

>> >suggested they do their business behind a head stone

>> >or something.

>> >

>> >One of them had nothing to wipe with so she

>> >thought she'd take off her panties and use them,

>> >then throw them away.

>> >

>> >Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive

>> >underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky

>> >enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was

>> >on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with

>> >that.

>> >

>> >They then made off for home.

>> >

>> >The next day one woman's husband phoned the other

>> >husband and said "We'd better keep an eye on our wives

>> >you know, mine came home last night without her panties."

>> >

>> >"That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card

>> >stuck between her arse cheeks that said 'From all the lads at

>> >the fire station. We'll never forget you'."

 

Hahaha jon that's excellent!

hahaha Quality mate.

 

lmao