Onestone was his name...........This was his Indian name because

he had

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"If

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>> > Then one day a young girl forgot and said, "Good morning

Onestone."

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>> > Good to see you Onestone."

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shagged her

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>> > >You can't kill two birds with one stone!!!!!

 

LMFAO classic mate

 

great stuff

silly & funny