There is a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the beach. The beach is beautiful with loads of beautiful people on it.

 

Anyway this handsome man is walking along and notices that the woman is crying. Curious to why the woman is crying he asks her what's the matter and she replies:

 

"With all these beautiful men on the beach it makes me realise that i've never been kissed by a beautiful man."

 

With this the man kisses her and she stops crying and starts to smile. As he's about to walk off down the beach she starts crying again. Again the man is curious to why she's crying and asks why. She replies:

 

"With all these beautiful men on the beach it makes me realise that i've never had a by a beautiful man go down on me."

 

So again the man takes it upon himself and does exactly that. She loves it and is once again smiling from ear to ear. Just as he's about to walk off the woman starts crying again. Feeling out of place the guy is curious to why she's still crying. So he asks her why. She replies:

 

"With all these beautiful men on the beach it makes me realise that i've never been [censored] by a beautiful man."

 

To which the guy picks the woman up in his arms and throws her in the sea and shouts out to her, now ya [censored]!!

PMSL so so wrong I LIKE IT

Very good mate!!! lol

lol

cruel, but funny !