See thats the reason I could never go on something like Big Brother. the news of the world would have a field day with me and I know all my mates would be the first ones running to them with pictures and everything for their centre page spread.

Shenlong said:

Apparently it's a spoof, something dont by Chris morris as aprt of a new series called the "the pilot show"

 

i thought i heard Chris Morris was up to something

 

not sure that DigitalSpy is exactly Reuters when it comes to reporting... but it all sounds pretty convincing...

 

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds11577.html

 

'Lapdance Island' exposed as spoof

16:15 BST, Tuesday 19th August 2003 -- by Neil Wilkes

Lapdance Island, a new E4 reality series where 10 males are stranded with 40 lapdancers on a tropical island, is actually a fake, according to this week's Broadcast.

 

The programme - which has the catchphrase "you can look but you can't touch" - has been heavily advertised on E4 in the past few weeks, inviting would-be contestants to apply for a spot on the show.

 

Lapdance Island is actually a fake for new comedy series called The Pilot Show, however, where members of the public put themselves through embarrassing auditions for a chance of getting on TV.

 

The Pilot Show will begin on E4 in September, premiering terrestrially on Channel 4 shortly afterwards.

 

 

 

 

 

 

in The Sun too...

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003381879,00.html

 

 

 

 

 

 

hahahaha my mate signed up for this.

 

Shame the story's been leaked in The Sun as they may find it difficult to get contestants willing to make cunts of themselves all of a sudden.

hahaha - serves the bloody horemoan feeks right

Mr_Ginge said:

I've put my name down for it and put James as a reference.

 

Anything to get out Britain for a bit for free

 

 

me is referee too. permament birdwatching 24/7..... MMMmmm...but - u gonna b able to keep ur hands off? yeah - u have willpower!