Have you been under a lot of stres lately mate?

 

Last time I looked you were a lot less pale and you seem to have shed a few pounds.

 

If not, what's your magic secret. There's a fair few on the board that would love to know your miracle cure.

 

Well basically after seeing your Paul Van Dyk wannabe pose catastrophe I decided I wanted to look as pale and gaunt as you so I decided to not eat for two weeks, stay out of the sun and mould myself on you. I think I'm nearing completion but not quite, I'll keep you posted on further updates.

 

Yours,

 

CreamyC.

Oh you do flatter me, can't wait to meet you this weekend.

 

You two were made for eachother! Hahaha!