miss_diddy said:

No it's not just you hon, it's most embarrasing....

 

One day after Tony & I had a romp session, I got all cleaned up(well thought I had), dressed & my neighbour called in, we were all sat in the kitchen chatting as you do, I was sat on the work surface with legs up hugging my knee's, Tony & my neighbour were sitting opposite at the table, when Tony started giving me strange looks.....

 

Yes you guessed, big wet patch on my white trouser's, EMBARRASING!!!

 

i bet you nearly died!! Did the neighbour catch on?

luu_luu said:

on the stairs

 

Ooh my favourite

toooo painfull!!!

dizzy said:

You know when you've been shaggin, then it's all over and u lie there gettin ur breath back (!)...

 

and then comes the moment when u no you've gotta move and all the gizz is gonna go runnin down ur legs...?

 

What's the answer?!

 

I've tried everythin from gizz-wods (lettin it all soak into a load of tissue!) to just kneelin over a towel for half an hour after sex! But it's a pretty unattractive situation!

 

Argh! What to do?!?!

 

u get on top then he is left with all the goo

Geordie_becky said:

dizzy said:

You know when you've been shaggin, then it's all over and u lie there gettin ur breath back (!)...

 

and then comes the moment when u no you've gotta move and all the gizz is gonna go runnin down ur legs...?

 

What's the answer?!

 

I've tried everythin from gizz-wods (lettin it all soak into a load of tissue!) to just kneelin over a towel for half an hour after sex! But it's a pretty unattractive situation!

 

Argh! What to do?!?!

 

u get on top then he is left with all the goo

 

no that not a good idea at all!!!!!!!!!!

look im helping the lady out, she asked how to stop the gunge running down her legs,

 

answer- make him have the gungy cock

Geordie_becky said:

look im helping the lady out, she asked how to stop the gunge running down her legs,

 

answer- make him have the gungy cock

 

you're sick!!

oi u r no virgin, u know its gotta go sumwhere

train ya muscles to clamp on really hrad so it doesn't drip out then make a mad dash to the loo!!

im not the one wanting the advice hunni, im a [censored] virgin why wud i want to know?

Geordie_becky said:

im not the one wanting the advice hunni, im a [censored] virgin why wud i want to know?

 

good question, but i've heard an oil tanker could pass through you and it wouldn't touch the sides

change the record, u cudnt have heard becos no one has been able to find the key to my chastity belt

Geordie_becky said:

change the record, u cudnt have heard becos no one has been able to find the key to my chastity belt

 

what about the locksmith?

Jay said:

miss_diddy said:

Cant have it all ways can we!!, on a womans point of view, the sensation is the same, so choice of mess or not the condom wins im afraid, sorry, lose the sensation....

 

 

i disagree with that, it cant feel the same with some rubber on your cock for the bird its no where near as personal is it??

 

ive asked this question to birds b4 and they say ithere is a difference.

 

but what would i know i have no vaj

 

Well for me, i do feel the difference with and without but its all about safe sex isnt it

Jay said:

 

ive asked this question to birds b4 and they say ithere is a difference.

 

 

kids