Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while

they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped

into the deep end. She sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there.

Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled

Mary out.

 

When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act, he

immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now

considered to be mentally stable.

 

When he went to tell him the news, he said, "Jim, I have good news and

bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you

were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think

you've regained your senses. The bad news is that Mary, the patient you

saved, hung herself in the bathroom with the belt of her robe. I am so

sorry, but she's dead."

 

Jim replied, "She didn't hang herself, I put her there to dry."

MariasMum said:

James and Maria were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while

they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Maria suddenly jumped

into the deep end. She sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there.

James promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled

Maria out.

 

When the medical director became aware of James's heroic act, he

immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now

considered to be mentally stable.

 

When he went to tell him the news, he said, "James, I have good news and

bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you

were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think

you've regained your senses. The bad news is that Maria, the patient you

saved, hung herself in the bathroom with the belt of her robe. I am so

sorry, but she's dead."

 

James replied, "She didn't hang herself, I put her there to dry."

Too many similarities. You sure its not a true story?

Well funny.

 

Nice one, mom