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A ginger joke.

Posted August 30, 200321 yr

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Husband and wife are in hospital after having a baby by cesarian (sp) and the doctor walks in and says...

"I've got some bad news and I've got some good news....

The bad news is your baby is ginger...VERY ginger..."

"Oh my god...thats awful" said the father..."Whats the good news?"

"He died an hour ago"

*sorry...I was told that one at work last night*

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August 30, 200321 yr

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August 30, 200321 yr

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lol thats wrong

You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing :wink:
It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue*
MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com

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