So here I am going for a couple of quiet drinks with my brother...

 

I end up coming home with a sign saying "REDUCE SPEED NOW" and a for sale sign amongst other things. Of which my mother was not particularly impressed.

 

How do these things happen???

you stole them??

A couple of drinks and that happened, its a complete mystery.

Not sure how they happen, but it happened to me aswell.

 

I went to see my bro in Germany last year, and we went on a coach trip to amsterdam. On the way back (pissed) we stopped at a small town in Germany for a piss / bite to eat.

I had a wander about and found a sign with the towns name on it.

 

"Welcome to Wank"

 

obviously the 1st bit was in German but was still excellent, proceeded to rip it of the post and take it as a souvenier.

Jay said:

you stole them??

 

I obtained them...

thats naughty

 

i used to used street signs as sledges!!!! they go preety fat when you put cooking oil on the bottom!!!

 

(piece of usless info )

I want a reduce speed now sign

Capn_Jack said:

A couple of drinks and that happened, its a complete mystery.

 

I know!

I once came home with a sign that said "Dunny, 20 yards ahead" with a picture of a loo on, hahaha!

LiamStyles said:

Not sure how they happen, but it happened to me aswell.

 

I went to see my bro in Germany last year, and we went on a coach trip to amsterdam. On the way back (pissed) we stopped at a small town in Germany for a piss / bite to eat.

I had a wander about and found a sign with the towns name on it.

 

"Welcome to Wank"

 

obviously the 1st bit was in German but was still excellent, proceeded to rip it of the post and take it as a souvenier.

 

Now, that is quality!

My bro has a pic at home, I must get him to scan it in and e-mail it to me.

 

I'll post it up.

Tara said:

I once came home with a sign that said "Dunny, 20 yards ahead" with a picture of a loo on, hahaha!

 

But did u use it hun?

Tresh said:

Tara said:

I once came home with a sign that said "Dunny, 20 yards ahead" with a picture of a loo on, hahaha!

 

But did u use it hun?

 

I'm sure I did.....but not for pissing.

Tara said:

Tresh said:

Tara said:

I once came home with a sign that said "Dunny, 20 yards ahead" with a picture of a loo on, hahaha!

 

But did u use it hun?

 

I'm sure I did.....but not for pissing.

 

The mind boggles...

LMAO