cancer is a small price to pay for how cool smoking makes you look.

AngelJodie said:

You look like a puppet with a hand shoved up ya arse

 

dont most puppets have hands shoved up their arses????

 

this being the case, i believe you meant to say:

 

"You look like a MUPPET with a hand shoved up ya arse"

 

theres no excuse for typos

Zen_Master said:

AngelJodie said:

You look like a puppet with a hand shoved up ya arse

 

dont most puppets have hands shoved up their arses????

 

this being the case, i believe you meant to say:

 

"You look like a MUPPET with a hand shoved up ya arse"

 

theres no excuse for typos

 

I think you'll find that the majority of puppets are marionettes or stick puppets not glove puppets and therefore don't have hands shoved up their arses

 

The majority of Germans however do, on a regular basis

sven said:

 

I think you'll find that the majority of puppets are marionettes or stick puppets not glove puppets and therefore don't have hands shoved up their arses

 

The majority of Germans however do, on a regular basis

 

Sven this is a display of some impressive Punch-and-Judy insights (I reserve any comment about the German bit!!!)

 

I just wonder what all this has to do with chainsmoking

very little but at least it gives you something to think about while you're having a cig next

 

depends what you're smoking.

 

 

wizzy bb said:

cancer is a small price to pay for how cool smoking makes you look.

 

Is it?

hmmmmmm

I smoke in the hope that I get to be one of those 100 year olds who've abused their bodies massively yet are still perky and healthy - how [censored] smug will I feel then?

sven said:

I smoke in the hope that I get to be one of those 100 year olds who've abused their bodies massively yet are still perky and healthy - how [censored] smug will I feel then?

 

Or how dead will you feel, probably...

we all die and I smoke knowing full well I could die early because of it but if I don't I'm gonna be one seriously smug old bastard

i dont mind dying from smoking, but i dont want to die with a fag in my mouth.

 

 

Why don't you start crossing the road without looking too??

 

Would spice up the excitement in your life a bit.