Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-[censored] her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.

 

well?

bits of it

No I haven't, but its a damn good idea!

Ha I'll have to remember that one mate.

you evil twisted buggers.

i think you need the rose shoved up yer ass!!!

It's all good Claire!!!!

I think Alf (Technikal) will like this one!! Tho maybe a bit tame for him

im confused,are you saying you would like that miss diddy?

 

cheeky_chick said:

im confused,are you saying you would like that miss diddy?

 

Aint nought wrong with abit of rough & tumble Clarence!!!

lmao!!

 

brings a whole knew meaning to the 'rose for the laaaady' saying

 

how annoying are the people that sell roses in clubs? argh, no i dont want a [censored] rose - does it look like im a lady? haha.

 

Maybe thats what they do with all the left over roses...punish [censored] each other

 

kether - i just remembered the other night at shillybeans you had more knowledge of edinburgh than me..

mistress_hoover said:

Maybe thats what they do with all the left over roses...punish [censored] each other

 

up the dumper, that's the most important part.

 

I love Edinburgh.

but i might like it!

Kether said:

mistress_hoover said:

Maybe thats what they do with all the left over roses...punish [censored] each other

 

up the dumper, that's the most important part.

 

I love Edinburgh.

 

well get yer ass up here then...the next ctw night oot up here your coming up.

 

i can just remember trying to tell people about edinburgh but you done it so much better than me! lol.

 

mistress_hoover said:

Kether said:

mistress_hoover said:

Maybe thats what they do with all the left over roses...punish [censored] each other

 

up the dumper, that's the most important part.

 

I love Edinburgh.

 

well get yer ass up here then...the next ctw night oot up here your coming up.

 

i can just remember trying to tell people about edinburgh but you done it so much better than me! lol.

 

 

Edinburgh - lots of bars and pubs that are open until very late. Expect to get smashed.

 

All you need to know really.

Kether said:

mistress_hoover said:

Kether said:

mistress_hoover said:

Maybe thats what they do with all the left over roses...punish [censored] each other

 

up the dumper, that's the most important part.

 

I love Edinburgh.

 

well get yer ass up here then...the next ctw night oot up here your coming up.

 

i can just remember trying to tell people about edinburgh but you done it so much better than me! lol.

 

 

Edinburgh - lots of bars and pubs that are open until very late. Expect to get smashed.

 

All you need to know really.

 

true! and a lil lady called jilly who is the mistress that you have to watch out for!! hee hee