Capn_Jack said:

I almost died once, but then I didn't. So it turned out to be a very uneventful story.

 

u should share it with us. we can suggest ways to improve the story

 

i've got a v sprained ankle and lots of painkillers

jon_m said:

 

thank you for taking the time to reply.

 

unfortunately today's replies have been of an unusually high standard, we therefore won't be able to accept yours.