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> What you say:

>

> "This place is a mess! C'mon,

> You and I need to clean up,

> Your stuff is lying on the floor and

> you'll have no clothes to wear, if we

> don't do laundry right now!"

>

>

>

> What a man hears:

>

> blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

> blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I

> blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

> blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

> blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

>

 

You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing :wink:
It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue*
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nice one...

 

what you say:

 

hey darling, i came home early

as promised so why don't i make us

dinner and run a hot bath for you

to enjoy while i'm watching the game then

we can make love all night

 

what a woman hears:

 

yes your bum really does too big

in that dress. and anyway, i don't know

why you bought it because your sister

has the same dress and she looks hot!

in it. i'm only with you because i want to [censored] you.

 

 

well, the words don't match but you get the point smile.gif

 

alasdair

"I've got medication, honey. I've got wings to fly", Primal Scream:Jailbird msn: alasdairmanson@hotmail.com yahoo IM: alimanson@yahoo.com AOL IM: alimanson23@aol.com email: ali_manson@yahoo.com homepage: http://www.magicglasses.com

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shite! NEXT!

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what i say:

 

blah blah blah blah feelings blah blah understand

blah blah blah important blah blah necessarily

blah friends blah blah blah burning man blah blah blah

 

what jon_m hears:

 

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

 

smile.gif

 

alasdair

"I've got medication, honey. I've got wings to fly", Primal Scream:Jailbird msn: alasdairmanson@hotmail.com yahoo IM: alimanson@yahoo.com AOL IM: alimanson23@aol.com email: ali_manson@yahoo.com homepage: http://www.magicglasses.com

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Claire DC said:

 

> What you say:

>

> "This place is a mess! C'mon,

> You and I need to clean up,

> Your stuff is lying on the floor and

> you'll have no clothes to wear, if we

> don't do laundry right now!"

>

>

>

> What a man hears:

>

> blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

> blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I

> blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

> blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

> blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

>

 

about right wink.gif

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Wheres the punch line?

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