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FUBAR said:

wizzy bb said:

would you stop or just drive off?

 

Drop a gear and red line the car the [censored] out of there whilst praying that her headscarf was'nt stuck to the bumper for cop cars coming towards me to see.

 

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this sounds like the voice of experience speaking here. Are you writing this from your cell?

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wizzy bb said:

not in the arse you havnt.

 

oh no? give your granny a call...

 

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I'd stop, search her for any money she might have been carrying (she might of just cashed her pension), check for any valuables or keys and possibly an address and rob her house.

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alasdairm said:

wizzy bb said:

not in the arse you havnt.

 

oh no? give your granny a call...

 

alasdair

 

granny says her arsehole is strickly exit only.

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then she's lying to you. sorry mate.

 

alasdair

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alasdairm said:

then she's lying to you. sorry mate.

 

 

it's due to extream piles. if you can get past that bunch of grapes, you must have a cock like a string bean.

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