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cheeky_chick said:

miss_diddy said:
drive man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the only thing you can drive hun is ppl round the bend!

getting something right then!!

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wizzy bb said:
would nobody give her a quick porking first? it's not rape if she's already dead.

necrophilia

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TomD said:
dunno, i'd probably go on a message board and start a thread about it to get some feedback first.

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jon_m said:
depends how drunk i was!

isnt that illegal?

visit www.boogieTOWN.net it's skill

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lms21live said:

jon_m said:
depends how drunk i was!

isnt that illegal?

isnt hit and run?

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wizzy bb said:
would nobody give her a quick porking first? it's not rape if she's already dead.

dude, you ran her over and killed her. you've already [censored] her!

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alasdairm said:

wizzy bb said:
would nobody give her a quick porking first? it's not rape if she's already dead.

dude, you ran her over and killed her. you've already [censored] her!

alasdair

not in the arse you havnt. though remember kids, if you are going to anally rape the granny you've just sent flying off your bonet and into a hedge, do use a condom, they can trace your jiz back to you.

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jon_m said:

lms21live said:

jon_m said:
depends how drunk i was!

isnt that illegal?

isnt hit and run?

no if you were pissed enough to drive off thatd be hit and run otherwise itd just be drink driving and killing old ladies...

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wizzy bb said:

alasdairm said:

wizzy bb said:
would nobody give her a quick porking first? it's not rape if she's already dead.

dude, you ran her over and killed her. you've already [censored] her!

alasdair

not in the arse you havnt. though remember kids, if you are going to anally rape the granny you've just sent flying off your bonet and into a hedge, do use a condom, they can trace your jiz back to you.

top advice from wizzy here!! i had to learn the hard way!

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i'd take anything valuable, and leave a note saying "we need a good war"

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Stick it in reverse just to make sure

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I might steal her handbag first

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Id take her home and add her to my "dead grannies Ive ran over collection"

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This really shows that there are some real strange / twisted / [censored] up people on this board...

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spunkmonkey said:
This really shows that there are some real strange / twisted / [censored] up people on this board...

coming from "spunkmonkey".

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