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CreamyC said:

Capn_Jack said:

CreamyC said:

I've actually kicked a woman before. It was an accident. Then I paid for it wtih 2 weeks in hospital.

 

Getting your foot back?

 

She made Jo Brand look like Kylie Mingoue.

 

Oh god thats terrible.

I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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CreamyC said:

lms21live said:

 

yes youre probably right im boring yawn.gif and of course people on this board never take offence and start protesting to others comments do they? scratchchin.gif

 

yep youre definitely right....every bitch deserves a good slap from time to time....keep her in her place and all that......thou shall not stary from the kitchen unless your youre going to the bedroom....

 

Well said that woman. thumbs.gif

 

Perfect.

 

which of course says nothing about mens mentality does it... luck.gif when youre trying to find a bird creamy... thumbs.gif

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LuShY said:

lol....You gotta be careful though, you don't know who might take this topic the wrong way...personally I think a bloke should hit his woman if she ever dares to talk, before shes spoken to!!

 

Should i remember that for future reference babe?

 

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When I was about 13/14 this girl kicked me in the bollocks at school. After pulling myself together I turned around and booted her in the tit, it's now a good size smaller than her other one.

 

Hope the bitch learnt her lesson.

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lms21live said:

CreamyC said:

lms21live said:

 

yes youre probably right im boring yawn.gif and of course people on this board never take offence and start protesting to others comments do they? scratchchin.gif

 

yep youre definitely right....every bitch deserves a good slap from time to time....keep her in her place and all that......thou shall not stary from the kitchen unless your youre going to the bedroom....

 

Well said that woman. thumbs.gif

 

Perfect.

 

which of course says nothing about mens mentality does it... luck.gif when youre trying to find a bird creamy... thumbs.gif

 

he has a bird...

 

and she takes her beatings like any good woman should

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lms21live said:

CreamyC said:

lms21live said:

 

yes youre probably right im boring yawn.gif and of course people on this board never take offence and start protesting to others comments do they? scratchchin.gif

 

yep youre definitely right....every bitch deserves a good slap from time to time....keep her in her place and all that......thou shall not stary from the kitchen unless your youre going to the bedroom....

 

Well said that woman. thumbs.gif

 

Perfect.

 

which of course says nothing about mens mentality does it... luck.gif when youre trying to find a bird creamy... thumbs.gif

 

You fancy me ?

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Jay said:

lms21live said:

CreamyC said:

lms21live said:

 

yes youre probably right im boring yawn.gif and of course people on this board never take offence and start protesting to others comments do they? scratchchin.gif

 

yep youre definitely right....every bitch deserves a good slap from time to time....keep her in her place and all that......thou shall not stary from the kitchen unless your youre going to the bedroom....

 

Well said that woman. thumbs.gif

 

Perfect.

 

which of course says nothing about mens mentality does it... luck.gif when youre trying to find a bird creamy... thumbs.gif

 

he has a bird...

 

and she takes her beatings like any good woman should

 

I thought she beat him, not the other way around?

I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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Jay said:

lms21live said:

CreamyC said:

lms21live said:

 

yes youre probably right im boring yawn.gif and of course people on this board never take offence and start protesting to others comments do they? scratchchin.gif

 

yep youre definitely right....every bitch deserves a good slap from time to time....keep her in her place and all that......thou shall not stary from the kitchen unless your youre going to the bedroom....

 

Well said that woman. thumbs.gif

 

Perfect.

 

which of course says nothing about mens mentality does it... luck.gif when youre trying to find a bird creamy... thumbs.gif

 

he has a bird...

 

and she takes her beatings like any good woman should

 

thumbs.gif

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CreamyC said:

lms21live said:

CreamyC said:

lms21live said:

 

yes youre probably right im boring yawn.gif and of course people on this board never take offence and start protesting to others comments do they? scratchchin.gif

 

yep youre definitely right....every bitch deserves a good slap from time to time....keep her in her place and all that......thou shall not stary from the kitchen unless your youre going to the bedroom....

 

Well said that woman. thumbs.gif

 

Perfect.

 

which of course says nothing about mens mentality does it... luck.gif when youre trying to find a bird creamy... thumbs.gif

 

You fancy me ?

 

 

now.gif

 

take a reality check

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Capn_Jack said:

I thought she beat him, not the other way around?

 

i think it's more likely that he beats himself to be fair.

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lms21live said:

CreamyC said:

lms21live said:

CreamyC said:

lms21live said:

 

yes youre probably right im boring yawn.gif and of course people on this board never take offence and start protesting to others comments do they? scratchchin.gif

 

yep youre definitely right....every bitch deserves a good slap from time to time....keep her in her place and all that......thou shall not stary from the kitchen unless your youre going to the bedroom....

 

Well said that woman. thumbs.gif

 

Perfect.

 

which of course says nothing about mens mentality does it... luck.gif when youre trying to find a bird creamy... thumbs.gif

 

You fancy me ?

 

 

now.gif

 

take a reality check

 

In denial.

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Kether said:

When I was about 13/14 this girl kicked me in the bollocks at school. After pulling myself together I turned around and booted her in the tit, it's now a good size smaller than her other one.

 

Hope the bitch learnt her lesson.

 

laugh.gif are your bollox smaller now then laugh.gif

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wizzy bb said:

Capn_Jack said:

I thought she beat him, not the other way around?

 

i think it's more likely that he beats himself to be fair.

 

and now you've beaten me to the punchline

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tidyturd said:

Kether said:

When I was about 13/14 this girl kicked me in the bollocks at school. After pulling myself together I turned around and booted her in the tit, it's now a good size smaller than her other one.

 

Hope the bitch learnt her lesson.

 

laugh.gif are your bollox smaller now then laugh.gif

 

Thankfully I don't appear to have suffered any ill effects from this distasteful and unfortunate incident.

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