She'll never get that in there!!

Posted September 4, 200321 yr

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Surely not.....

Head of the Monkey Mafia.....

http://www.ajokes.com/images/pictures/0426.jpg

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September 4, 200321 yr

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easy!!!

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Spunkmonkey

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Region:
Northwest & north Wales
Homepage:

http://www.spunked.tk
Favourite Clubs & Events:
Goodgreef, Binary, Polysexual
Favourite DJs & Producers:
Paul Glazby, Dark by Design, Tidy Boys, Alex Kidd, Yoji Biomehanika, Hixxy, Scott Brown, Luna, Lady Dana, Karim, Ham, Amber D, Andy Farley, V.A.G.A.B.O.N.D

September 4, 200321 yr

CTW Members

all the way down to the bigger end too??! that's one hellova slack 'un, i wonder how many ctw's could go like fer' like on here??

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September 4, 200321 yr

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haha

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September 4, 200321 yr

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no, but she'd have fun trying

I am NOT a dj

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September 4, 200321 yr

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i have trouble with anything over 2"

that must hurt like hell!!

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September 4, 200321 yr

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lots of lube and a fanny like a bucket might help her!

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September 4, 200321 yr

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oh dear fanny like a wizards sleeve..or chucking a sausage down an alley way

If i should die this very moment,
I wouldn't fear,
For i have known completeness like being here.
Wrapped in the warmth of you,
Loving every breath of you,
Still my heart this moment or it might burst,
Can we stay right here,
Untill the end of time,
Till the seas stop churning,
Wanna love you till the seas run dry.
Cos Ive found the one i am searching for...........the one.

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September 4, 200321 yr

CTW DJs

in my last job i've seen some weird [censored] go up there

Mr Happy's fishy fish MangaFish munch munch

MSN & e-mail - mangafish@mangafish.net
AOL - MangaMorgan
Online mixes - http://www.mangafish.net/mixes/

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September 5, 200321 yr

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Mr_Happy said:
in my last job i've seen some weird [censored] go up there

what on earth was your last job?

I am NOT a dj

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September 5, 200321 yr

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porn star!!

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September 5, 200321 yr

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Go on girl FAT END FIRST!

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September 5, 200321 yr

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Crill said:
Go on girl FAT END FIRST!

You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing :wink:
It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue*
MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com

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Spunkmonkey

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Northwest & north Wales
Homepage:

http://www.spunked.tk
Favourite Clubs & Events:
Goodgreef, Binary, Polysexual
Favourite DJs & Producers:
Paul Glazby, Dark by Design, Tidy Boys, Alex Kidd, Yoji Biomehanika, Hixxy, Scott Brown, Luna, Lady Dana, Karim, Ham, Amber D, Andy Farley, V.A.G.A.B.O.N.D

September 9, 200321 yr

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Claire is someone who'd probably know about tryin' stuff just like this

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September 10, 200321 yr

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spunkmonkey said:
Claire is someone who'd probably know about tryin' stuff just like this

no thanx

You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing :wink:
It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue*
MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com

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