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Three Women had a very late night drinking.

They left in the early hours of the morning and went home their separate ways.

 

The next day,they all met up and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.

The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying "I went

straight home, walked into the house and as soon as I got through the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes".

 

The second said, "You think that was drunk, hell I got into my car and wrapped it around the first tree I came across and I don't even have any Insurance".

 

 

The third proclaimed,

"Damn I was the drunkest by far, when I got Home I had a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burnt the whole house down".

 

The room fell silent, then the first girl spoke out again "Girls, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."

 

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