An Australian, and Irishman and a Scouser were sitting in a bar.

 

>There was only one other person in the bar. The three men kept looking

 

>at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar.

 

>They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before when

 

>suddenly the Irishman cried out: "My God! I know who that man is - it's

 

>Jesus!"

 

>The others looked again, and sure enough, it was Jesus himself, sitting >alone at a table.

 

The Irishman calls out across the lounge : "Hey! Hey you! Are you

 

>Jesus?" Jesus looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his >head. "Yes, I am Jesus," he says. Well, the Irishman calls the

 

>bartender over and says to him: "I'd like you to give Jesus over there

 

>a pint of Guinness from me."

 

>

 

>The bartender pours Jesus a Guinness. Jesus looks over, raises his

 

>glass in thanks and drinks.

 

>

 

>Then the Australian calls out : "Oy you! D'ya reckon you're Jesus or

 

>what?" Jesus nods and says : "Yes, I am Jesus". The Australian is

 

>mighty impressed and has the bartender send over a pot of Fosters for

 

>Jesus which Jesus accepts with pleasure.

 

>

 

>The Scouser then calls out : "Oi whack, would you be Jesus?" Jesus

 

>smiles and says : "Yes, I am Jesus". The Scouser beckons the bartender

 

>and tells him to send over a pint of bitter for Jesus, which the

 

>bartender duly does.

 

>

 

>As before, Jesus accepts the drink and smiles over at the table.

 

>

 

>Finally, after finishing the drinks, Jesus leaves his seat and

 

>approaches our three friends. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman

 

>and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.

 

>

 

>When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "Oh God! The

 

>arthritis is gone! the arthritis I've had for years is gone! It's a

 

>miracle !!!" Jesus then shakes the Australian's hand, thanking him for

 

>the lager.

 

>

 

>Upon letting go, the Australian's eyes widen in shock: "By jingo

 

>mate,the migraine! The migraine I've had for 40 years is completely

 

>gone - it's a miracle!!!"

 

>

 

>Jesus then goes to approach the Scouser who says:

 

>

 

>"Back off, mate! I'm on disability!"

 

true story

TomD said:

true story

It would be funny if it wasn't true...