Okies... After moving loads of things in my room today, I found a strange object. I was reliably informed by my mother that this is called a "bed."

 

After you cunts couldn't come up with something to do this evening, I thought I'd try out this bed thing tonight. So off I went to bed about 11ish I think...

 

I fell into this strange state that my body hasn't seen on a Friday night for a long time. Whilst definately not on any narcotics of any kind I had strange kinds of hallucinations. I've discovered that these are called dreams.

 

Then at about 11:45, I was rudely awakened by my dad who was rather loud after having several pints at the pub. I finally got back to sleep.

 

At about 12:30, I was awakened again by my brother, very drunk, who couldn't work the key and the lock together. My dad went downstairs, let him in and then they were both rather loud for a few minutes.

 

I fell back to sleep... And then my phone goes... It was Mr Happy.

 

In fact, the third time I woke up I didn't mind - it was a good enough reason. The first two times, however, I was well peeved.

 

All of this has led me to conclude, however, that beds aren't made for Friday nights.

 

Sorry, just thought I'd share that.

nice one i'm pissed cya

you fool

 

most sleep you've had on a friday though

tidyturd said:

most sleep you've had on a friday though

 

For a long time, yup...

hehehe - u never said u got work up 2wise b4.

 

i'm actually very impressed by how chatty u r when u've just been woken up

Mr_Happy said:

hehehe - u never said u got work up 2wise b4.

 

i'm actually very impressed by how chatty u r when u've just been woken up

 

I aim to please. But then you'd know that after the other weekend...

 

Good chatting to ya. When you're phone didn't keep cracking up...!

i give up in O2. cant get a reception ne where

 

gonna get a new contract as soon as got a new phone sorted