are you related to a bloke called Ian?

Is Ian a scally?

Dunno he may be!?

Jon only hangs around with scallies, drinking White Lightning on street corners.

ah right, thats why he always looks pissed!

 

Does he drink thunderbirds too?

or Stoc?

Yeah when he's feeling wealthy. In other words turned over a couple of corner shops.

ah right i see, he asked me if i fancied going to 'work' with him not long ago, hmmmmmm

These scallies just don't know how to make an hinest living.

ian? no mate!! and for the recxord my regular tipal is a strong white cider called hardcore mixed with stella to create a tastefull snake bite! yum!!

so you dont have a brother called ian! are you sure?

He goes on about crazy pills a lot!

got a bro called dave and rich but not an ian im afraid!! crazy pills - u got me now!!

you fekin Knob jockey!!!

 

IanM DJ made a tune called crazy pills!

oh! hes [censored] anyway! crazy pills my ass!!

dunno about crazy pills and your ass, but i can think of a few things to do with your ass!

bring it baby!!