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Capn_Jack said:

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rickd said:

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jon_m said:

no cockney tramps then? are you sure?

Totally... Most of them are scousers or geordies...

 

Who are wise enough to travel to London where they can prey upon the dim witted southners.

HAHA!!

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Captain_Cunted said:

I dont understand the way things work in those tube stations LOL Tara had a right laff at me tryin to put my ticket in one of those gate things I didnt notice it was a way out one

 

u can tell the 'way out' ones because they have a big red cross on the display?

Southern twats and northen tramps.

 

Damn. That makes me half twat, half tramp....

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Bukey said:

Southern twats and northen tramps.

 

Damn. That makes me half twat, half tramp....

 

is that a twamp?

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Phil_raa said:

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Bukey said:

Southern twats and northen tramps.

 

Damn. That makes me half twat, half tramp....

 

is that a twamp?

 

Call me what you like... I'm used to it now.

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jon_m said:

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rickd said:

... A bit like if any of the tramps talk to you, you'll notice they're all northerners...

no cockney tramps then? are you sure?

 

u don't get cockney tramps, cos they sell their cardboardboxs for vast amounts of money and buy desirable properties in the north. this forces out northerners, who now have no homes or jobs left, to go south

 

The problem escalates when the new arrivals find they can't even afford to get under the property ladder, particularly now the commuting tramp has more difficulty 'recycling' those travel cards. hitching doesn't work either since low paid city based workers have to hitch too and only the firemen seem to get regular rides.

 

i believe london are piloting two new schemes to solve homelessness. the first one is targetted at tourists telling them...

 

"do not feed the homeless, they will find their own food naturally and will not die". a leaked memo also confirms they are stopping all budgets for their pigeon and rat control departments.

 

the second campaign is a letter drop telling london residents..."all tramps are northerners". cctv is being removed from some hotspots.

 

some tramps in london are simply the result of light-sensitive tourists unable to identify the 'exit' signs in the tube barriers. you can see them in the walkways bleeting "show me the way to go home" with a cardboard sign saying

 

'clueless and hungry'

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rickd said:

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jon_m said:

no cockney tramps then? are you sure?

Totally... Most of them are scousers or geordies...

 

Norfern fuakin monkeys!

north of what? centre of the universe?

North of my arse