MMMM!So how long has it been?

Come on sum 1 pls send me a PM or summat, i had a gud wank this mornin but its [censored] without a huge cock throbing inside u

Chell_sat_on_a_rock said:

Come on sum 1 pls send me a PM or summat, i had a gud wank this mornin but its [censored] without a huge cock throbing inside u

 

wats wrong with Jon M?

Captain_Cunted said:

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wats wrong with Jon M?

 

whats right with him??

 

not really jon

Chell_sat_on_a_rock said:

Ne one want tro help me? I can't pay u but i cud make u sum jelly and ice cream- ne takers call me 07732472315. I am serious about this.

But you're just a puppet...

that shouldnt bother you, i thought it was every blokes dream to put a whole hand inside a bird?

What, and watch everything fall out afterwards? With the size of my hands I think this is likely to happen, so no thanks...

pah!! cant say i didnt offer!! chance has gone now!

she obviously didnt want you..........join me in the corner of shame

[censored] that!! corner of shame my ass!!

try it you might like it!

y whats there?

Jimmy i want u!

Aren't you based somewhere far up north? Would you make it worth the travelling?

jon_m said:

y whats there?

 

me and chell for a start, and a few other desperate cases