U must get really bored up in 'sunny' scotland....

Captain_Cunted said:

he said "I bet u wont" when I had a stapler in my hand and so I did. It was fun

 

I stapled James´ willy to his arse when he was asleep last night.

 

I tried to tell him it was a bitof fun - but he didnt see the funny side of it

James' willy reaches his bum?

Yeh.

 

Its a big´ún.

wat his bum?

No, your moms wizards sleeve !

oh right.