For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage…

TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in:

Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree. (Male Arts)

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule

• MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
• MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
• MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut
• MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule

• MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
• MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
• MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
• EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
• EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
• ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule

• MEN 120: How NOT to Act like a Butt Face when you’re Wrong
• MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
• MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex
• MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
• ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule

• SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
• SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
• SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
• MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down

(Elective)

(See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule

• MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
• MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
• MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver
• MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt
• MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important

Spring Schedule

• MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
• MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary
• MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
• MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
• MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II

Course Electives

• EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu
• EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils
• EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
• MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law
• MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
• MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”
• ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there.

• MENtal Illness
• MENstrual cramps
• MENtal breakdown
• MENopause
• GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)

Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?

Send this to all women you know (and men with a sense of humour) and brighten up their day!!…. and when we have real troub

 

woman 101: how not to whinge.

 

 

MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex

 

 

yeah, right....................NOT!

MEN102: You, Too, Can Do Housework

 

Oh [censored] i wish!!!

AngelJodie said:

MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

 

 

You dont? why not?