..I wish you would leave the key for the gate on the bunch of keys you left here. It means I have to walk ALL THE WAY ROUND the back to get to the front..

 

aye ? k ?

 

Maria,

 

I had a 3 hour journey from house to car to train to walk to work.

 

Surely you can walk 5 metres !

 

Well I got no choice really.

 

Il let you off.

 

Just once.

I havent installed sharp bladey things on top of the wall/gate yet, so you COULD climb over ?

Yeh there are those pointy things on top of the gate - if you think Im guna jump over them and risk one of those slipping in my crack you can think again sonny !

 

I guess il walk over - or maybe phone a taxi - whats your local Taxi company number ?

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your well funneh