Paddy and Murphy

Paddy and Murphy decided to go out at sea on their boat as the weather was on gods side and the sun was blistering hot. So out they go.

Paddy decides just after the thrown in the anchor that he would jump out and float in the sea for a bit and strecth his legs.

So of he goes. Then he starts coughing and spluttering "help help" Murphy was wandering what the hell was going on and so he went to see and seen that Paddy was drowning and couldnt swim..

Murphy shouts "Il go and get some help, stay there just dont move and dont go anywhere !"

har har