Does anyone have any Get Rich Quick schemes that work?

 

I have more debt than the entire 3rd World so I need a way of making money and fast..

 

I am too ugly to sell my body and my internal organs are probably so fooked from smoking, drinking and....er...other things they are not worth a light...

 

As for my job, the wages suck.....

 

Answers on a postcard please

 

PS. I am willing to share the profits with whomever comes up with the best (and most profitable) idea

Become a CTW Pimp. Any volunteers for his biatches?

Extortion.

 

Threaten to send someone round with the lurgy so they'll end up diseased. After this weekend, there's enough of us spread throughout the UK to be close to pretty much everyone.

 

Go on 192.com to get the names and addresses of rich and famous peeps, and then you're there.

 

Remember to pass my half of the funds raised on!!!

Simple.... Avoid debt innit!!!

I like the way you think Bukey. Remind me never to piss you off tho.

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miss_diddy said:

Simple.... Avoid debt innit!!!

I really wish it was that simple hun

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Crill said:

I like the way you think Bukey. Remind me never to piss you off tho.

 

It's not just me you don't wanna piss off though... It's my mates too...

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Crill said:

Become a CTW Pimp. Any volunteers for his biatches?

 

I am liking that idea already.......but if I combine it with Bukey's idea, I could start up a CTW Mafia-stylee operation....

 

 

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GKB said:

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Crill said:

Become a CTW Pimp. Any volunteers for his biatches?

 

I am liking that idea already.......but if I combine it with Bukey's idea, I could start up a CTW Mafia-stylee operation....

 

 

As long as you realise it's a 3 way split then - and not a 50% to you, 25% to each of Crill and I...

I am a fair man........instead of 50% for me and 25% for both you and Crill, we'll split it 33% each with the extra 1% to a charity of your choice

I'd like to donate it to the Paul Crilly on K Association of England.

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Crill said:

I'd like to donate it to the Paul Crilly on K Association of England.

 

Thats good enough for me....

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Crill said:

I'd like to donate it to the Paul Crilly Breakfast Association of England.

 

Hmmmm...

 

Make that the "Bukey and Paul Crilly..."

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Bukey said:

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Crill said:

I'd like to donate it to the Paul Crilly Breakfast Association of England.

 

Hmmmm...

 

Make that the "Bukey and Paul Crilly..."

 

Ok.....you lads can have 33.5% each and I'll have 33%......then we don't have to worry about any charities..

 

All we need now is some hoes and some people to extort and we are away.....

 

Edited September 17, 200321 yr by GKB