Onto my third toilet roll this morning for my fecking nose.

 

My ears are really, really starting to give me grief now too.

 

And I'm becoming a right whinging [censored].

Shut it whinger!!!

I had the same thing the other day dude- most unpleasant

Bukey said:

And I'm becoming a right whinging [censored].

 

I started that this morning as soon as i had sum1 to talk to @ work, now everyone on MSN is gettin a whinge from me =D

I hate it when you have to keep blowing your nose, it gets really [censored] sore.

 

Pop some vasiline round your nostrils!!!

miss_diddy said:

Pop some vasiline round your nostrils!!!

 

What a waste of vaseline!

Bukey said:

miss_diddy said:

Pop some vasiline round your nostrils!!!

 

What a waste of vaseline!

 

 

& look like a greasy estate kid!

miss_diddy said:

Bukey said:

miss_diddy said:

Pop some vasiline round your nostrils!!!

 

What a waste of vaseline!

 

 

 

No, you dirty bint!!! Not for that --- it ain't water based so will rot the protection, thus making it useless...

 

Now winter's coming, when I go out walking in the hills and mountains, I put vaseline on my balls. It stops them getting jock rot, and becoming all manky in the cold. Tremendous job!

 

Anyways, my headaches are getting worse, my ears are caining, and I'm losing a bit of balance. I'm off to get some sleep...

I might go home sick - im well bunged up.

Yer dirty shlaaaaag ya.

Well, was just going to meet someone, and fell over and scraped the side of my face.

 

This isn't funny anymore.

 

My balance is okay if I'm sitting down and leaning against the wall for safety, otherwise it's a bit all-voer-the-polace.

 

FFS.