saw this on the front page, brought a smile on my face. But kev what's going on, were you caught in the rain or something?

 

http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/Imag...mp;img=&tt=

He was sweating through standing next to me

 

Actually - he was going for gold on the dancefloor - bless him.

 

He was good too !

 

Maria said:

He was sweating through standing next to me

 

Actually - he was going for gold on the dancefloor - bless him.

 

He was good too !

 

 

did you make him nervous standing next to you

Yeh.

 

He thought I was going to beat him with my leek.

 

 

Oh my lord.

 

Pikeys.cunts eh Maria ?

Dont talk about yourself liek that.

what kind of leek?

This kind of leek

 

 

I need one of those.

lol.

Was the writing directions on where to put it?

Nah, it was verbally directed, but I dind't have the guts to stick it up Mr Moo's arse.

 

I didn't wana see the enjoyment on his face.