Luckyfuka

back with the blues ...

 

Registered: Apr 2003

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Location: Aylesbury, Bucks

 

DWARF WITH A LITHP

 

 

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm,

"I'd like to buy a horth," he says to the owner of the horse.

 

"What sort of horse?" said the owner.

"A female horth," the dwarf replies.

So the owner shows him a mare.

"Nithe horth," says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"

So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.

"Nithe eyeth," says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"

Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.

"Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.

The owner is getting fed up but again picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.

"Nithe eerth.' He says, "Now...can I see her twot?"

With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that . . . Can I see her wun awound?"

 

 

 

 

LMAO heard it before but still cracks me up

Clath

I like Darwf's

why is he a dwarf?

 

alasdair

Perhaps he was diagnosed with Dwarititus when he was born.

 

Although im not sure.

Was he a Red Dwarf?

 

I like Red Dwarf.

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Maria said:

Dwarititus

 

Swelling of the Dwarit?