lol! of course

 

but if you dont make a twat out of yourself when your out..whats the point?

 

god my head is up my arse today

Would you like something else up your arse?

how rude,,,

 

 

if you have a large brown stick then yes, i would like it stuck up my arse.

 

thanks very much

 

here - have some sherbet for your kindness ...........

 

wel its only brown after i've spent a bit of time with JonM!

Is that fair enough?

fair enough

 

threesomes with a large brown stick all round then

 

quality!

I'm supposed to be going to Karoke in about 1/2 hour but no way I'll be singing, unless they have a karoke version of Lisa Lashes Unbelievable.

we were amazing!! Still i have no idea why i was up there singing, or trying too. Dying cats sound better!!

 

I must admit it was a top weekend. I thought i couldn't carry on drinking as my kidneys were hurting, so what does my bitch do, gets me more drink!! Lucky to say they stopped hurting when i drowned them with more of the good stuff.