What you all doing this weekend?

 

Im staying in becuase it's the Jewish New year so all the family is coming for the weekend and im not allowed out

*points down*

Phil_raa said:

*points down*

 

 

You just pointing all weekend ok

He's having a penis enlargment.

Maria said:

He's having a penis enlargment.

#

 

will take longer than weekend then if he wants a proper size penis

nah i reckon an inch an hour i'll be fine

More like quatre of an inch a day mr

Jodie well done converting your 'whats up this weekend' post into this

I'm going to Prague to have sex. Hopefully without paying for it, but you know if I get desperate ...

 

 

 

 

colin66 said:

I'm going to Prague to have sex. Hopefully without paying for it, but you know if I get desperate ...

 

 

 

 

Who with ? You can do that in Romford every week with any old slapper.

CreamyC said:

colin66 said:

I'm going to Prague to have sex. Hopefully without paying for it, but you know if I get desperate ...

 

 

 

 

Who with ? You can do that in Romford every week with any old slapper.

 

Yea but the girls in Prague have been nowhere near you matey

colin66 said:

CreamyC said:

colin66 said:

I'm going to Prague to have sex. Hopefully without paying for it, but you know if I get desperate ...

 

 

 

 

Who with ? You can do that in Romford every week with any old slapper.

 

Yea but the girls in Prague have been nowhere near you matey

 

Yes they have. Look on the right of their right legs and you'll see the "Creamy Mark Of Excellence". That means you're okay to shag her. I am a very good mate to you.

 

I'll do anything for you.

Get off me you pervert

colin66 said:

Get off me you pervert

 

 

Oxford tomorrow, 2 House Parties in London on Saturday.

 

MASH UP!