CreamyC said:

I kicked the [censored] out of Jay once. Feel guilty now seeing the way he looks now.

 

bollocks your arms dont reach past your belly pudgey

Jay said:

CreamyC said:

I kicked the [censored] out of Jay once. Feel guilty now seeing the way he looks now.

 

bollocks your arms dont reach past your belly pudgey

 

I beat you with my belly. You cunt. Belly well and truly got you didn't it.

 

wiggle wiggle.

 

Belly Belly Belly

 

BELLYS GONNA GET YA BELLYS GONNA GET YA

 

BELLLLLY

Jay said:

 

in all honesty it was one of the most satisfying things i have ever doen, i looked like a klingon for about a month and a half cos the pussy had to gang up with his mates to do me over.

 

he headbutted me about 10 times full on in the face and i can remember the sound it made to this day.

 

i kicked the smacked the [censored] out of him with it, i wouldnt usually use a weapon but after all i went through i have to admit i was scared of him, not cos he was some tough man but because of the damage he done.

 

it excercised the demons, but it did cause yet more trouble in the long run.

 

im glad i dont live there anymore becuase after 5 years the same dispute are still going

 

more language errors jay. tsk tsk tsk

signum said:

Jay said:

 

in all honesty it was one of the most satisfying things i have ever doen, i looked like a klingon for about a month and a half cos the pussy had to gang up with his mates to do me over.

 

he headbutted me about 10 times full on in the face and i can remember the sound it made to this day.

 

i kicked the smacked the [censored] out of him with it, i wouldnt usually use a weapon but after all i went through i have to admit i was scared of him, not cos he was some tough man but because of the damage he done.

 

it excercised the demons, but it did cause yet more trouble in the long run.

 

im glad i dont live there anymore becuase after 5 years the same dispute are still going

 

more language errors jay. tsk tsk tsk

 

indeed but will it ever be as serious as your parents contraception errors.....

 

i think not

Jay said:

signum said:

Jay said:

 

in all honesty it was one of the most satisfying things i have ever doen, i looked like a klingon for about a month and a half cos the pussy had to gang up with his mates to do me over.

 

he headbutted me about 10 times full on in the face and i can remember the sound it made to this day.

 

i kicked the smacked the [censored] out of him with it, i wouldnt usually use a weapon but after all i went through i have to admit i was scared of him, not cos he was some tough man but because of the damage he done.

 

it excercised the demons, but it did cause yet more trouble in the long run.

 

im glad i dont live there anymore becuase after 5 years the same dispute are still going

 

more language errors jay. tsk tsk tsk

 

indeed but will it ever be as serious as your parents contraception errors.....

 

i think not

 

thanks

 

fingers crossed hey

Yeah, when I was a fresh faced 16 year old just out of school!

I was waiting in the que to get into the local nightclub when this massive and I mean massive 'rugby-player' type of fella comes up to me and knocks me clean out, then he starts stamping on my head while I was down until some bird twatted him back! the bouncers did nothing, and to top it all off they wouldnt let me in for 'fighting'!

Needless to say I was severley concussed but I decided to ride my motorbike home and got pulled by the feds, who fair play to 'em saw the state I was in and took pity on me and gave me an escort home!

 

The reason this guy hit me? [censored] knows!