toast cumbs in the butter

 

school age children with baby bottles, dummy and in a pushchair........(lazy parenting) .........no need!

 

people that blow smoke in your face

 

Getting a phone call at 2.30 (this morning) from your son asking if I could pick him up from town.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To get dressed, go downstairs, to find him at the back door without his key

think we have all done that, my dad never used to go bed, he knew id be calling at 3am when i couldnt get a taxi

 

(or had frozen on the spot cus i was silly enough to go out wearing hardly anything while it was snowing)

Arseholes.

Wouldn't have minded picking him up ... but to get dressed and find him at the door

Maria said:

Arseholes.

 

anyone inperticular?

guys who pick their nose while driving.

why do they have to look at it after?

luu_luu said:

why do they have to look at it after?

 

beats me,its like now you've picked it where the hell you gonna put it.

 

fair enough a good pick after clubbin is ok when its needed but why they have to do it soon as they start driving.

 

One of the women in my office always says "yar" instead of yes. Proper posh like. Does my [censored] tits in. Makes me wanna throw a stapler at her head.

club pugs!!!!!!!!!!!.......NASTY, and where the bloody hell do they come from?

 

nowt goes up my nose, so it cant be that!

when you're on the phone to someone and they're eating, so you get those wet, clicky noises while they chew.

luu the worst place for them is at camden palace hun.

 

its bad when i go storm too, big black crusty things

 

and the size of my nose, there is plenty of room for them to breed!

People that kill a joke. And carry it on.