So if you and a group of mates go camping and youtake the tent but forget the legs, they can always count on you ?

As long as its a group of female mates then YES DEFO.

You should be so lucky eh

Maria said:

Captain_Cunted said:

depends really some days I get hard more times than I do other days

You wouldn't know what a hardon was if it twatted you in the face.

Maria said:

So if you and a group of mates go camping and youtake the tent but forget the legs, they can always count on you ?

 

[censored] quality sis!

xxx

I get a few daily, just depends on the situation and where you are!

 

I can guarantee that i wake up every morning with one!

do you wank every morning then? cause its a bit of a waste if not...

Depends what time i wake up!

well if you wake up early and your not rushing for your bus..

 

cup of tea and a wank??

Well you never know!

mistress_hoover said:

cup of tea and a wank??

 

Just don't get the two mixed up.

no because you may burn your cock

 

nasty.

 

although after my morning and evening wanks i do like a cup of tea and 5 digestives...

 

very satifying :thumbs:

If i had my way, you'd be digesting something but it wouldnt be biscuits and tea!

how bloody rude!

 

haha.

 

i do love digestives tho...hmm, digestives topped with cum

 

interesting

How about some Custard Creams? but they would be called CUMtard Creams!