Hold on, how small are we talking about ?

i dunno. its up 2 u

People that fall over being a clever cunt on the train by not holding on to any handrail.

creamy: not forgetting people that get limbs stuck in the closing doors

hull city going 1-0 up

people who trip over payment then try covering it up by starting a little jog!

haha!! who the [censored] starts a jog by stumbling?!

hearing your kids say a new word or sentence

People who get soaked by puddles wen big trucks drive by.

 

Only its not funny wen it happens to u

waking up and finding a nice txt message on your phone, instead of the usual bills on the doormat!

finding out a bird u really like, likes u too!

ANDY_WHITBY said:

finding out a bird u really like, likes u too!

 

Bird

Finding out a girl you admire a great deal, admires one self also.

getting a nice wake up from the one you like/love/want...either phone calls or kisses or just cuddles

tidyturd said:

ANDY_WHITBY said:

finding out a bird u really like, likes u too!

 

Bird

 

all women r birds! i have evidance to prove it