Here is an e:mail I just sent my Buddy.

 

Hi Chris, I was just thinking..about the relationship of Joanne Warlow and Gareth Cole.

 

I was wandering who fell for who..I mean, who the hell can fall for Joanny warlow ? She is well ODD in shape and looks as tho she would lay there like a corpse in bed when the deed in being done.

 

I dont understand it. Where is the attraction ? She clearly mings.

 

Help."

 

I work with some odd looking people, not only that, she clearly is a horrible, horrible person. Tthat e:mail had to be sent.

 

Most of the people I work with are really fookin thick. I dont have a clue how half of them got their jobs..I mean I work in a casino where you need some sort of brain for adding up bets and working out payouts but theres quite a few people there who are just complete fucknuts. Its like working in a home for the mentally retarded.

 

(awaits comments like "oh, you should fit in pretty well then" or similar)

Good honest people. Thats what its al about.

CreamyC said:

Good honest people. Thats what its al about.

 

the conversation on friday i had at break with some of the ppl contained the following:

 

"goldfish can't drive cars, cos they don't have opposing thumbs.

 

yeah they'd probably forget where they were going, too"

 

i came up with the first sentence....after about 5 minutes of other conversation. someone else added the second bit.

 

we get through some fun stuff

i love the people i work with to bits, even though they are all townies

people i work with are cool as [censored]!

lazy arsed pricks!!

luu_luu said:

lazy arsed pricks!!

thats what my collegues think of me!!