ice cream man found dead, covered in hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce in mouth & a flake in each ear.

 

 

 

police think he topped himself!!

 

 

anyone got one worse than that?

i thought it was funny

:

why did the lobster blush?

 

because the sea weed!

 

 

 

 

what is thick,black,floats on water and shouts "knickers"?

 

 

crude oil!

 

 

I think its about time for a VERY juvenile joke...the sort my son would tell.

 

Whats brown and sticky?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A stick.

 

what goes aaaaaaaaa?

 

a sheep with no lips

 

 

 

 

 

doctor i cant pronounce my f's t's and h's

 

 

well you cant say fairer than that then!

 

WHATS PINK AND FLUFFY?

 

pink fluff

 

whats blue and fluff?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pink fluff holding its breath!

What weighs 16lbs but won't get plucked this Christmas???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Robert Palmer's Guitar

lol heres a few bad ones:

 

what did 1 eye say to the other??

 

 

between u and me something smells

 

why did the guy drive his lorry of a cliff??

 

 

he was testing his airbrakes

 

 

 

i'll get my coat

the jokes on here have been excelent!!!

 

 

heres my crap joke contribution:

 

 

 

what makes more noise than 1 cat stuck up a tree?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 cats stuck up a tree

so glad i read these..im comedown like a bitch and this just made me laugh!!

 

 

heres my joke...

 

did you know jeremy beedle has a small dick??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but on the other hand its quite big

 

i dont get it

hes got a really small hand....

 

 

next time hes on the telly look at his hand...

 

then you will get it. your silly!

xxx

ahhhh. u could have asked the guy to explain it himself @ the last tidy wkder if i wasnt so drunk

 

 

ne way - back on topic:

 

 

 

why did the dinosaw cross the road?

 

 

 

 

 

cuz chickens wernt invented

 

2 snowmen standing in a field, 1 said "i can smell carrots"

 

 

Q: what do you call a fish with no eyes?

 

A: fsh!!

 

 

 

Q. what do you call a rich bear?

 

A. winnie the pools!