Seen as you have your wank club, will you be promoting it in Tidy Weekender?

 

If so, how will you be doing this?

 

I have a few ideas, that maybe you could start a communal wank session, i could video it, and then you could distribute it as a advert for your club.

 

What you think?

 

I'll Film it for Free!

what a [censored] good idea!!

 

Yes we could do a 'annual corporate report' and film all the wank club members enjoy themselves.

 

I think i will flyer for it outside londis...

 

i bet i will get alot of members....

 

are you wanting to join???

I do beleive i may join, as my girlfriend lives in Lincoln, i dont get to see her as often as i would like, which means i wank a fair bit, at least 4 times a day!

 

Does that qualify for membership?

yes thats fine...you are now a member...

 

you and the misses can have a joint membership..

 

you can be the relationship wank

 

is that ok??

Fair enough!

 

Sounds good to me!

 

Can my mate David Blaine join in aswell?

 

His bid for membership is in my signature!

right ok then..he can be the magic wanker

 

im going to update my sig now...

Good work!

did you receive my email??

 

Welcome new member!

Nope not yet!

well i sent it to your email on your profile...

i got the one that was sent to ben stevens, but i didnt get one myself!