A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a

> >beautiful woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering

up

his

> >courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would

you

> >mind if I brought you a drink?" She responds by yelling, at the top

of

her

> >lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

> >Everyone in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is

> >hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table

> >totally red faced.

> >After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She

smiles

> >at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then.

You

see,

> >I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people

respond

to

> >embarrassing situations."

> >To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean

£200?!?"

> >

 

LMAO!!

excellent!!

Old, but still funny.