An indian named Onestone

Onestone was his name!

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> >This was his Indian name because he had only one testicle. After

years

and

> >years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me

> >Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody

called

him

> >Onestone any more.

> >

> >Then one day a young girl forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone."

He

> >jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, there he

sh*gged

> >her all day, he sh*gged her all

> >night, he sh*gged her all the next day, until she died from

exhaustion.

The

> >word got around that Onestone meant business.

> >

> >Years went by until a woman returned to the village after many years

away.

> >She was overjoyed

> >when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you

Onestone."

> >Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest he sh*gged her

all

> >day, sh*gged her all night, sh*gged her all the next day, sh*gged her

all

> >the next night, but she wouldn't die!

> >

> >What is the moral of the story?

> >

> >

> >(r u ready?)

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> >

> >

> >

> >.

> >.

> >.

> >You can't kill two birds with one stone!!

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