Dan and his wife were working in their garden over the weekend when

Dan

> >looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting big - I mean

really

> >big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that, he

proceeded

> >to get a measuring tape and measures the grill and then went over to

where

> >his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

> >

> >Yeah, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider than the

barbecue!!!"

> >

> >The wife chooses to ignore her husband.

> >

> >Later that night in bed, Dan is feeling a little frisky. He makes

some

> >advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off. What's

wrong?"

> >he

> >asks.

> >

> >She answers: "Did you really think I was going to fire up this

big-ass

> >grill for one little weenie?"

> >

> >

 

lol