Even woman piss on the toilet seats.

 

Fuckign dirty slags.

 

Maria said:

 

Fuckign

 

 

new word is this???

Men don't piss on toilet seats. They piss on the floor.

Capn_Jack said:

Men don't piss on toilet seats. They piss on the floor.

 

Or up walls. On against a tree.

A lad at my secondary school used to kneel on one knee when taking a piss......

 

He was told by his dad that this was the way all blokes pissed..

 

He used to struggle with the those long metal trough urinals I can tell you.....errrr....not that i used to watch him pissing or anything

GKB said:

A lad at my secondary school used to kneel on one knee when taking a piss......

 

He was told by his dad that this was the way all blokes pissed..

 

He used to struggle with the those long metal trough urinals I can tell you.....errrr....not that i used to watch him pissing or anything

 

So, im guessing he had a sex change and is now female, therfore your heshe mate now pisses on the toilets seats too ?

 

Is that correct ?

Maria said:

GKB said:

A lad at my secondary school used to kneel on one knee when taking a piss......

 

He was told by his dad that this was the way all blokes pissed..

 

He used to struggle with the those long metal trough urinals I can tell you.....errrr....not that i used to watch him pissing or anything

 

So, im guessing he had a sex change and is now female, therfore your heshe mate now pisses on the toilets seats too ?

 

Is that correct ?

 

That was going to be next post...he/she is now called Roberta and alledgely pisses over the seat the door and even the annoying toilet attendant's money plate thing(and I never said she/he was my mate)....

 

Sorry, I know it was a bit but just thought as the subject matter was toiletry in nature, I'd share this with you all....

 

I'll go now....

CreamyC said:

Capn_Jack said:

Men don't piss on toilet seats. They piss on the floor.

 

Or up walls. . On against a tree.

 

I dont agree with women or toilets - why cant they stand up like everyone else

Toilet Humor.. its the best.. get this.. and this is FACT..

 

CRAPPED on the toilet floor at work and decided they couldnt be arsed to clear it up - so the cleaners found it, complained, and there was a nasty blanket email sent out about it.

 

They never found the twat who did it

 

(no, it wasnt me, i believe in only using train toilets for such deeds lol)

u don't agree with toilets?