wizzy bb said:

Stacey_G said:

wizzy bb said:

as an eskimo with a cucumber up his arse.

 

 

 

That's my boy

 

pick a cucumber up on your way home tonight love

 

 

 

Ok large or medium?

Stacey_G said:

 

Ok large or medium?

 

better make it a medium. whack it in the freezer next to the petrolium jelly.

show the lady how it is done, Tim.

Maria said:

show the lady how it is done, Tim.

 

that's no lady, that's my girlfriend

So show her.

how to get a medium sized cucumber up your arse? im sure she can figure it out, now getting one up your urethra, that takes practice.

 

but the roman's did it.

Maria said:

Good thread.

 

You taking the piss ?

CreamyC said:

Maria said:

Good thread.

 

You taking the piss ?

 

I never take the piss out of [censored].

CreamyC said:

 

 

You taking the piss ?

 

now there's a man who indulges in roman sex.

Maria said:

How far would you go, in a bird, in terms of sizes ?

What size is too big / small in a bird, for you ?

How far would you go ? What's the biggest you will take on ?

*bounce*

This is a vain attempt to get the thread back on topic!

 

I've never seen the big deal about skinny girls; all too many models (and girls who are obsessed with looking after their figure) look unhealthy to me.

 

A slim girl who is self-conscious or vain, is much less attractive than a slightly overweight girl who is bubbly, confident and smiley!

no larger than an albatross

wizzy bb said:

Trudes said:

sorry but i don't think thats a question that should be asked, wether or not they got laid recently is nothing to do with their personalities, or the way they joke about things

 

too late iv asked it now. i reckon it's AAAAAAAAGES, what do you think?

 

i try not to think it hurts my brain

you dont even need to think, just look at their avitars.

whats wrong with their avatars?

Trudes said:

whats wrong with their avatars?

 

nothing, they just look like they probably havnt been laid since the late 80's.