Woohoo, have a look everyone and let me know what you think.

 

www.mordzy.com

 

check out the videos - appologies to modem users.

 

laters

 

Mordzy

Its a bit lame IMO. Didnt find it funny at all. Sorry.

Nice shiny border thingy.

 

Shame about the content.

 

Good to see you didn't forget the most important part of a flash animation though - a text "Skip Intro" link.

Guess you gotta be frigged in the head to like it, or just have a real strange sense of humour like me woohoo.

 

loads of people i asked think its cool, but constructive criticism is appreciated. i fort it was ok for a non web developer type person like me sen.

 

laters.

 

 

 

 

mordzy said:

like me sen.

 

 

 

 

 

eh ?

None of the links open.

CreamyC said:

mordzy said:

 

like me sen.

 

eh ?

 

Self.

Northern ?

Yes it is.

Yep, my mate uses that term too. Hes an hard cunt so I dont take the piss.

i think the design is gorgeous - really modern and clean, and the layout is simple and it's easy to find your way around, which is a bonus for a non-computery person like me! lol

 

i love tree-jumping and plaincrazy vids - haven't looked at all the others in detail as yet.

 

some of your older pictures could be taken out (those ones of rich for example don't really show your talent) and leave room for your better stuff (proust in his ferrari for example)

 

overall an excellent start, (particularly considering you're an amateur at this!) and a great base for you to build upon. the design is extremely professional-looking, too.

 

deffo gets the thumbs up from me!

mordzy said:

Guess you gotta be frigged in the head to like it, or just have a real strange sense of humour like me woohoo.

 

Believe me, I have got a very warped, [censored] up, totally disgusting sense of humour. Anyone who's met me can vouch for that...especially Mr Happy.

 

I just thought you were trying too hard to be funny, something the Americans are good at.

 

Stop trying to be funny, stop trying to please everyone, aim for a specific audience.

 

Jackass caught the psycho end of the scale.

Dirty Sanchez caught the sick and twisted portion.

Team Squirrel (World Famous For Dicking Around on BRAVO) caught the sad and stupid people.

I like all 3 programmes

 

It just seems like you are after a little bit of each, which is difficult. Sit down and think who you are aiming this at, THEN put it out there.

 

Hope that helped.

What software did you use for your site - especially the silver border bits - they make your site look sleek IMO.

 

I personally didnt like the content - but that doesnt make it a bad site.

 

If someone went to my site and didnt like dance music, naturally it would be given a bad review.

 

But your site is quite practical and I like it, and to say you've only just started getting into making websites it's a good start.

 

I've seen loads of sites that have allsorts of bells n whistles on em' and they're just crap - plus they take ages to load, which is annoying - your's doesnt.

 

Top marks and a gold star from me, well done!

Thanks danny/cherry. Realy appreciate it.

 

i did the art work in Adobe photoshop and then just stuck it in cells on frontpage (which sux) i dont know any html so its hard. im better at the web animation and gfx.

 

thanks to ya all for taking the time to look.

mordzy said:

Thanks cherry. Realy appreciate it.

 

Any time, it's a pleasure.