There was an old woman who swallowed a fly.

I don't know why she swallowed a fly --

Perhaps she'll die!

 

There was an old woman who swallowed a spider

That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed a fly --

Perhaps she'll die!

 

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird--

How absurd to swallow a bird!

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed a fly --

Perhaps she'll die!

 

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat

Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird--

How absurd to swallow a bird!

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed a fly --

Perhaps she'll die!

 

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog

Oh, what a hog to swallow a dog!

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat

Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird

How absurd to swallow a bird

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed a fly --

Perhaps she'll die!

 

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat.

She opened her mouth and it went down her throat.

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog--

Oh, what a hog to swallow a dog!

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.

Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird--

How absurd to swallow a bird!

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed a fly --

Perhaps she'll die!

 

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow--

I don't know how she swallowed a cow!

She swallowed a cow to catch the goat.

She opened her mouth and it went down her throat.

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog--

Oh, what a hog to swallow a dog!

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.

Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird--

How absurd to swallow a bird!

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed a fly --

Perhaps she'll die!

 

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse...

She died, of course!

 

I do

Some of the statements made in that article are blatently impossible surely

 

I can see this smiley being killed before he even had the chance to get comfortable.

how can a smilie that looks like that ever be comfortable!!

Gays can be comfortable, so therefore can he.

CreamyC said:

I can see this smiley being killed before he even had the chance to get comfortable.

 

Im glad I found the smiley.

 

That smiley is just ACE!

 

Here are my fave smileys: