Claire DC said:

I cant open my pickles.... i have been trying for about a month or so now and they just wont [censored] open!! Theyre lookin lurrrvely tooo!! grrr

 

 

like Ginge said, pop a little hole in the lid witha knife, release the pressure & it should open piece of piss!!!

yo're all WRONG!!!!! onions especially of the pickled variety are the work of satan

hahaha, i remember a conversation like this involving cheese and onion sandwiches

 

do you really dislike them that much?

well put it this way, if i eat anything tasting anything strngly of onions, for example, a pickled onion, then i throw up.

 

so i'm not the biggest fan of onions as you may have guessed!

Shenlong said:

yo're all WRONG!!!!! onions especially of the pickled variety are the work of satan

 

haha, you arsewank.

bah, just cos you have a dodgy taste in food, wierdo.

Shenlong said:

bah, just cos you have a dodgy taste in food, wierdo.

 

Thats very true, thats why I highly enjoyed your chinese food at HP.

you never did ring/text me back about going to my dad's restaurant, you dappy fucker. ah well. i shall be down back in london the weekend of wildchild.

Shenlong said:

you never did ring/text me back about going to my dad's restaurant, you dappy fucker. ah well. i shall be down back in london the weekend of wildchild.

 

Hang on, you buggered off back to Notts you [censored].

long gap in between hyde park and 20th september when i told you i would be off to uni, git.

Shenlong said:

long gap in between hyde park and 20th september when i told you i would be off to uni, git.

 

You went to Uni long before the 20th you lying bastard.

actually now that i checked the calender, it was the bloody 21st i went to uni on the sunday.

 

rememebr, you invited me to alton towers on the sat and i said i ahd to pack for uni. cunt.

Shenlong said:

actually now that i checked the calender, it was the bloody 21st i went to uni on the sunday.

 

rememebr, you invited me to alton towers on the sat and i said i ahd to pack for uni. cunt.

 

I dont ever remember the conversation taking place. Careful with your lies you dodgy [censored] or I'll sue LIVE on the internet.

toerag, on the alton towers post you shall see you put me down as a maybe cos we did have that convo.

 

*game, set and match to me*

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